Categories
family Illustration Friday relationship cartoons single panel cartoon

Romantic Patterns

Cartoon of a boy and dad with flowers. Boy says, “Last night, you two argued. Today, you come home with flowers. I detect a pattern.”

Handy tip, guys. Flowers do the trick. And if you ever think it’s better to be right than have peace, you’ll want to dig a trench because it will be a long, cold war.
I drew this for Illustration Friday. This week’s word is “Pattern.”

Categories
cartoon gag cartoon Internet relationship cartoons single panel cartoon technology cartoons

Cartoon: Bad Internet Cooking

Cartoon of wife at computer and husband. Wife cries, “Someone told the gourmet cuisine site about my cooking and now they won’t let me in.”


Bad news travels fast, doesn’t it? Especially with the speed of the Internet on the side of the rumor mill.


This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”

Categories
cartoon creativity gag cartoon single panel cartoon technology cartoons

Cartoon: Cooking Computers

Cartoon of a chef and computer. The chef says, “Welcome, everyone! It’s time for another exciting episode of ‘Silicone Chef.’”


This is an illustration I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”

I added the caption recently. It reminded me of all the Food Network’s “Iron Chef” episodes my family has watched. Today’s secret ingredient is… rawhide! We love how crazy and creative that show can get.

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.

Categories
cartoon children cartoons gag cartoon School Cartoons single panel cartoon

Cartoon: Pointy Homework

Spear-Cartoon_3520

Cartoon of a boy with a test and a dog. Boy says, “For a pointer, you’re pretty lousy at pointing out homework answers.”

I never used our dog to do my homework. She was a collie and whenever I’d ask a question, she’d just nip at my heels.

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2

Categories
books cartoon gag cartoon School Cartoons single panel cartoon

Cartoon: Cover to cover

Cartoon of two boys in school. One says, “I’m going to study this book from cover to cover. So far, I have the copyright page memorized.”


Does anybody read the copyright page? I do! It’s chocked full of great information and ISBN numbers. If you don’t know what the latter is, you probably don’t want to read the copyright page anyway.


I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2