Caption reads: “I’ll get to my chores as soon as I finish my list of excuses why I shouldn’t to them.”
Oh, I have so many things to do this evening, but it sounds good just to sit back and let the evening roll along. At least I got the cartoon out for today. It was a rainy day and a Monday. Isn’t that the first and best excuse not to get something done this evening?
Caption reads: “That’s the first time a girl has turned me down because I’m not spiritually mature.”
I hope I’m more spiritually mature than I was when I was dating. I was selfish, self-serving and vain. That’s not to say I’m not now, but I pray I’m going in the right direction. I’m just glad my wife stood by me. I married above my spiritual maturity, that’s for sure.
Cartoon of a son and mom. The son says, “Bobby’s family isn’t doing their laundry anymore. He said they were giving something up for lint.”
Lent was one of those words that confused me as a kid. How many words to we play around with that leave kids puzzled? Church is certainly a big place for that. Keep it simple. Is it right to say happy Lent? It may be hard to do that if the thing you gave up was chocolate.
Caption reads: “Come on, Mrs. Podgummer! Laugh! It’ll be good for your wrinkles.”
Why is it the people who need to laugh the most are the ones who find it hardest to laugh? Prim and proper just doesn’t seem all that fun to me.
Laughter is a good face lift. So laugh today!
Caption reads: “Only a true friend would let you know you have a duck on your head.”
A real friend is one who let’s you know if you have food on your face instead of letting you proudly wear it all day. That’s right, a friend will tell you when you are looking like a goober. They’ll say, “Excuse me, emperor, but you are wearing no clothes.”
We all need a friend like that. Considering how sloppy I can be, I’m glad I have friends like that. It saves on self-inflicted humiliation!