Caption reads: “I’d like a million dollars worth of wisdom, please. Can you just bill me?”
I look at this cartoon in two ways. On one hand, wisdom is valuable. It is rare and expensive but worth the price. I’ve seen plenty of smart people without much wisdom.
On the other hand, if you bill someone for an outrageous sum, is it wise? We’ll leave that up to the store clerk to find out.
Caption reads: “Hi, Bob. Have you seen Frank? I need him to help in the nursery.”
My wife is a children’s director for our church. You would be right if you supposed I have heard similar words before. About ten years ago, I would be hiding like this guy. But now I realize it’s great to be in children’s ministry. I like to see the future. And I’m not scared when I see it. They have more potential than us grumpy, proper grown-ups!
Caption: “It’s nice, but Jesus needs a brown beard, the sky should be sunny and you put polka dots on the boy’s shirt. I don’t like polka dots.”
When I was four or five, I was coloring a picture in Sunday school. A teacher’s helper came over to see what I was coloring. He said, “That’s a nice cow, but cows aren’t purple.”
I continued coloring while I announced, “Well, this cow is!”
He went to the next kid pretty quickly. I thought he was nuts because I heard about a purple cow on “Captain Kangaroo.”
With that attitude, I must have been destined to be an artist. To all you parents and teachers who wonder what in the world the kid is thinking when he or she drew it, don’t worry about it. Let them be creative.
I heard a kid the other day saying he was giving up bad language for Lent. First of all, it surprised me a kid was giving up bad language. Second, I didn’t think giving up a bad habit was exactly in the spirit of the season. Oh well, what do I know?
Caption: “I wear glasses because without a vision, the people perish.”
Proverbs 29:18 has stuck in my mind since I first heard it as a child. We need some sort of goal or vision, don’t we? Otherwise, what else do we have to do with our lives?