Jack and the Genetically Engineered Beanstalk

Cartoon of Jack and the Beanstalk. The caption says, "Jack realizes he should thank his friends in genetic engineering."

Cartoon of Jack and the Beanstalk. The caption says, “Jack realizes he should thank his friends in genetic engineering.”

This just shows no matter how successful you are, you always have somebody to thank. You can thank your friends in the science community, or just The Academy!

How to be honest in a dating relationship

Cartoon of a frog and a princess
Cartoon of frog to princess. The frog says, “Let’s be honest. I’m not a prince. But if you’ll kiss me, I’ll feel good about myself.”

I picture my wife thinking something along this line when we first dated. I’m glad she ended up kissing the frog. She’s still royalty and I’m a better quality frog for it.

The Frog and the Wife

Cartoon of two frogs. One says, "Then just before the princess kisses me and turns me into a prince, my wife shows up!"
Cartoon of two frogs. One says, “Then just before the princess kisses me and turns me into a prince, my wife shows up!”

Jack and the Gene Stalk

Cartoon of  Jack staring at a beanstalk. The caption reads, “When it came to genetic engineering, Jack was an early adopter.”

Froggie Kiss

Cartoon of a princess and a frog prince. The frog says, “€œSure I said if you’€™d kiss me I’d turn into a prince. But I didn’€™t say I’€™d be a human prince!”