Deep down, everyone wishes they were someone else. Personally, I think it would be nice to be half-fish/half-man. I’d never have to leave the beach!
Cartoon of two fish staring at a tree. One say, “Every Christmas, it’s the same thing. When will they make a Christmas tree that won’t float?”
Cartoon of a boy with with a fish bowl. He says, “The problem with having a piranha is it’s hard to find a willing veterinarian.”