Mother’s Day breakfast in bed alternative

Cartoon of two children. One is on the phone about Mother's Day

Cartoon of two children. One is on the phone. She says, “Hello, Pizza Palace? For Mother’s Day, would you deliver breakfast in bed?”

Gift for Mom

Cartoon of two boys. One says, “What do you get a mom who has everything, including eyes in the back of her head?”

Cartoon of two boys. One says, “What do you get a mom who has everything, including eyes in the back of her head?”

What do you get Mom for Mother’s Day? Lots of love and a sincere thanks is a good start. I better start practicing!

Sawdust for Christmas

Cartoon of  two kids looking at a present. The boy says, "What do you think? Did Mom get me that table saw for Christmas?"

Cartoon of two kids looking at a present. The boy says, “What do you think? Did Mom get me that table saw for Christmas?”

Snakes in the Shower

Cartoon of a woman in a shower. a snake is behind her. The caption reads, "That was the last year Heather let Eric put any exotic pets on his Christmas wish list."
Cartoon of a woman in a shower. a snake is behind her. The caption reads, “That was the last year Heather let Eric put any exotic pets on his Christmas wish list.”

Like Christmas

Cartoon of a boy and girl. The girl is angry and says, "It's beginning look a lot like you'll ruin my Christmas!"

Cartoon of a boy and girl. The girl is angry and says, “It’s beginning look a lot like you’ll ruin my Christmas!”