How to give your wife a happy birthday

Cartoon of a sick woman asking a man to sign a contract

Cartoon of an ill woman with a contract. She says to a man, “Please sign this agreement that you will never again bake me a birthday cake.”

Maybe it’s the thought that counts, but if you know you’re a lousy baker, let the professionals do the work. After all, you will need to eat the cake too!

Horse Sense

Cartoon of two cowboys. One has a bicycle. He says, “I sure hope my horse get better soon!”

There’s nothing more sad than sick transportation. However, a horse doesn’t sound like a bad way to go. I wonder how much a bag of oats cost as opposed to gasoline?

I drew this for Illustration Friday. This week’s word is “bicycle.”

It’s Catching

Cartoon of a mom and a sick child in a doctor’s office. The doctor, child and mother all have spots on their skin. The doctor says, “Well whateve he has, it’s contagious.”

Temptation Disorder

cartoon of doctor and patientCartoon of Doctor and patient. The doctor says, “We identified your weight gain problem. You have TSD: Temptation Surplus Disorder.”

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