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Webcomic: Flabby Warranty


Comic of two men walking. An older man says, β€œI once had a fit body like yours. Then my warranty expired.”


This is a cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”


I took up jogging a few years ago when my father-in-law said, “Looks like you’re getting a little poofy. Are you retaining water? I’m so glad he did that. Since then, I’ve retained my enthusiasm for fitness.

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this web comic. Please do not use without permission.

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Webcomic: The Family Blog

Cartoon of a boy at a computer. Boy says to Mom, “I’m writing a blog. Does your family or Dad’s have the most sordid details?”


There are no sordid details in my blog… at least none I’m aware of. It seems safe to talk about yourself as opposed to loved ones. If that doesn’t work, make a cartoon out of them and distort the details enough so no one recognizes themselves.


I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2

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Webcomic: I’m Flying!

Webcomic-Illustration Friday: Flying

Cartoon of injured boy. He says to another, “I learned even if it feels like you’re flying, it isn’t worth it to jump off a swing in mid air.”

Yes, I tried this a few times as a child. The swing is an unforgiving master. I got smacked in the back a few time. But I didn’t get any broken bones. I have no idea how I escaped that fate!

I drew this comic for Illustration Friday. This week’s word is “Flying.”

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2

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Cartoon: Kitchen Serenade

Webcomic of a mom and boy with guitar. The boy says, “Let me serenade you before you see the mess in the kitchen.”

Music can cure the savage mom. Just be sure to sing something she likes. I know, it may hurt your musical sensibilities, but if you’re already in trouble, you might as well be flexible.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS3
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Cartoon: Retirement Plan

Cartoon of a couple at a computer. The man says, β€œAt our current savings rate, we should be able to retire in three hundred and twenty-seven years.”

This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”


I have a much better retirement plan. I close my eyes and toss the prospectus in the round file. Who needs to worry yourself with all that red ink?

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.