Cartoon of a woman and a trick or treater. The woman says, “Happy Halloween! Here, have a pumpkin spice latte!”
Several years ago, I took my son trick-or-treating. We came to a home that obviously wasn’t prepared. The lady was giving warm cans of soda pop to the kids. Each child just stared at the can an mumbled a “thank you,” as they tossed it in their treat bags.
Looking back on it, I would have preferred a latte.
Cartoon of a boy and an older man. The boy says, “I need a Halloween costume. Can I look through your closet?”
One of the nice things I like about the Goodwill Stores is it’s like going through someone else’s closet and finding the perfect costume for Halloween. An added benefit is I don’t alienate my neighbors.
Cartoon of  two boys at a bus stop. One boy says, “I can’t believe the first day of school is on my birthday. This could have an adverse impact.”
Cartoon of a mother, son and teacher. The mother says, “See? I told you she doesn’t allow fireworks in the Sunday school classes.”
For those of you in the United States, happy Independence Day. No fireworks in Sunday school, please!
Cartoon of two dogs. One says, “All I’m saying is if one people year equals seven dogs years, then they should throw us a birthday party every fifty-two days.”