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Cartoon: Idol Oath

Cartoon of an idol oath

Cartoon of two men in choir robes. One holds a Bible and says, “As a new choir member, you must take an oath that you will never appear on ‘American Idol.’”

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Illustration Friday: Expired

Cartoon of couple at a candlelight dinner

Cartoon of a couple at dinner. The woman says, “Our relationship is like the milk in your refrigerator, Harold. It has expired.”

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Fine Arts Tech

Cartoon of man with wrecked computer. He says, “It wasn’t working so I converted it into a fine arts piece.”


This is an illustration I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”

Ironically enough, when I first tried to post this, my computer crashed. It must have been offended by the whole gag. Well, it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve offended someone. It happens whenever you deal in humor.

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.

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Cartoon: Retirement Plan

Cartoon of a couple at a computer. The man says, “At our current savings rate, we should be able to retire in three hundred and twenty-seven years.”

This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”


I have a much better retirement plan. I close my eyes and toss the prospectus in the round file. Who needs to worry yourself with all that red ink?

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.

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Taste for Adventure

Cartoon of a boy with a bike and a helmet. Boy says, “Whenever I wear a helmet, I have a taste for adventure.”

Clothes make a man. A helmet makes for adventure. I’ve had issues with bike helmets. I’ve often wondered if they made them look more adventurous would more people wear them. Right now, bike helmets just look dorky.

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2