Cartoon of an angel and vampire. Angel says, “Halloween is over, Bub. It’s All Saints Day. Beat it!”
All the spooks and sweets are over. It’s time to count the loot and bring out the saints again. Only fifty-five days until Christmas. It will take that long to get the saints in order.
I drew this comic in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of a woman asleep at a home office. Caption says, “Carol discovers one of the benefits of a home based business.”
Cartoon of soccer boy and girl. Boy says, “We play the game. Next week we’ll just do it all over again. What’s the point?”
What’s my motivation, coach? It must be a challenge to keep early elementary kids into a game. Attention spans can’t be as long as the game. That’s what makes watching the games fun. I can relate to the kid out in the field who is picking dandelions instead of paying attention to the game. No need to have playoff pressure when you are six years old.
I drew this comic in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Comic of two men walking. An older man says, “I once had a fit body like yours. Then my warranty expired.”
This is a cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”
Cartoon of a couple at a computer. The man says, “At our current savings rate, we should be able to retire in three hundred and twenty-seven years.”
I have a much better retirement plan. I close my eyes and toss the prospectus in the round file. Who needs to worry yourself with all that red ink?
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