Spooky Customer Service

Cartoon of a girl and a ghost

Cartoon of a ghost and a girl. The girl says, “This is a really bad time for a scare. Can you come back later?”

What a nice ghost! I’m sure he will come back later when it’s more convenient.

Vexed Christmas Spirit

Cartoon of Scrooge and the ghost of Jacob Marley. Marley says, “You will be visited by three spirits: The Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas present, and Ghost of Christmas Mall Music.”

Christmas mall music has been vexing me lately. It’s a lot of cheer without the babe in the manger. Christmas music without Christ is vain, fluffy and nonsensical… much like the rest of the mall.