Cartoon of dad and son. Dad says, “Your mom didn’t marry me for my hair. It was because I did my homework. Now go do yours.”
I’m sure my dad used this ploy on me. Bless his heart, I never remember him with much hair. But he’s always been a hard worker. He’s done his homework, and so has Mom. That must be why she married him.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2