Sketch of kids in a classroom. It’s fun how kids are attracted to boxes. It always piques their curiosity. Even if it’s empty, kids will wonder what’s going on, especially when it wasn’t there before.
Category: children cartoons
Cartoon of Moses and a boy. Boy says, “It’s not fair being Moses’ son! If I don’t do my chores, you send a plague.”
Have you ever noticed life isn’t fair if you make someone work? What they’re really saying is “It’s only fair if I don’t have to lift a finger!” Oops! Looks like I better change my attitude and do a little more work!
I drew this web comic in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of two boys. One says, “If a dog goes around with his tongue hanging out, it’s okay. But if I do it, I get sent to the school counselor.”
There are so many things our pets do we think is cute. But if a person did the same thing, trouble would be brewing. Be sure you do your panting at home. It’s safe that way.
I drew this comic in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of boy and girl. Boy is wearing an eagle costume. Boy says, “I agreed to be the school mascot if they would pay for my dignity insurance.”
You have to be a special breed to be a mascot. You have to be able to fire up the crowd while ignoring those who fear you or want to humiliate you. It’s a good lesson for life in general. I think it would have been good for Charlie Brown to play a mascot. It builds character.
I drew this comic in Adobe Illustrator CS2
Cartoon of boy at a computer. Mom says to him, “We didn’t get you a computer so you could learn how to call someone a moron in seven different languages.”
This is an illustration I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”
I envy today’s kids. The Internet is a vast resource for people looking for subversive ways to insult friends and loved ones. It’s one giant thesaurus, baby!
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