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Cartoon: Retirement Plan

Cartoon of a couple at a computer. The man says, “At our current savings rate, we should be able to retire in three hundred and twenty-seven years.”

This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”


I have a much better retirement plan. I close my eyes and toss the prospectus in the round file. Who needs to worry yourself with all that red ink?

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.

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Taste for Adventure

Cartoon of a boy with a bike and a helmet. Boy says, “Whenever I wear a helmet, I have a taste for adventure.”

Clothes make a man. A helmet makes for adventure. I’ve had issues with bike helmets. I’ve often wondered if they made them look more adventurous would more people wear them. Right now, bike helmets just look dorky.

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2

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Cartoon: Steam Powered PC

Cartoon of two men next to an Victorian-looking computer. One says, “There’s a good chance your computer isn’t environmentally friendly.”


This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”


I picture this computer belonging to Charles Dickens at one time. I can just see him typing out, “Please, sir, I want some more.” Of course, Charles would have been thinking about more RAM when he thought of that.

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.

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Cartoon: Ace in the Hole

Cartoon of two boys staring at a manhole. Boy says, “Sorry , Mister. At least you can say you were part of a home run.”


There are two activities that let you know summer is here; baseball and construction. It’s a glorious thing when they are combined. It’s also sad to see them come to a close as fall comes upon us.

Let’s hope there are no open manholes at the upcoming baseball playoffs. I’d like to see the Atlanta Braves play the Detroit Tigers in the World Series. I won’t call it a prediction nor a strong hope. If the Cincinnati Reds win a wildcard game, then my strong hope may surface again.


I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2


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Cartoon: Preaching on Youtube

Cartoon of two men. One says, “Great sermon. I already uploaded the highlights to Youtube.”

Technology is changing the churches I’ve been in. Almost everyone has a projector now and many have wireless Internet. It makes me wonder how the church will look in twenty years.
I drew this cartoon for The Church of God E-Newsletter.
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS3