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Cartoon: Retirement Plan

Cartoon of a couple at a computer. The man says, “At our current savings rate, we should be able to retire in three hundred and twenty-seven years.”

This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”


I have a much better retirement plan. I close my eyes and toss the prospectus in the round file. Who needs to worry yourself with all that red ink?

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.

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Taste for Adventure

Cartoon of a boy with a bike and a helmet. Boy says, “Whenever I wear a helmet, I have a taste for adventure.”

Clothes make a man. A helmet makes for adventure. I’ve had issues with bike helmets. I’ve often wondered if they made them look more adventurous would more people wear them. Right now, bike helmets just look dorky.

I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2

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Cartoon: Steam Powered PC

Cartoon of two men next to an Victorian-looking computer. One says, “There’s a good chance your computer isn’t environmentally friendly.”


This is a classic cartoon I did back in 1996 for the sixth edition of the “New Rider’s Internet Yellow Pages.”


I picture this computer belonging to Charles Dickens at one time. I can just see him typing out, “Please, sir, I want some more.” Of course, Charles would have been thinking about more RAM when he thought of that.

New Rider’s Publishing and me own the copyright to this image. Please do not use without permission.

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Illustration Friday webcomic

Germs’ Rights

Cartoon of a germ and a boy. The germ says, “Don’t be a germaphobe, kid. What did we ever do to you?… I mean, besides that illness thing?”
I drew this comic for Illustration Friday. This week’s word is “germs.” How appropriate for a season in our lives where Swine Flu and hand sanitizers rule the day. Be sure to sneeze on your sleeve, please. Ignore those germ protests. They may have strength in numbers, but we have flu shots and Tamilflu
I drew this in Adobe Illustrator CS2
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Comic: Carnivore Cruise

Cartoon of an alligator and Noah

Cartoon of an alligator and Noah. The caption says, “Despite Al’s friendly manner, Noah turned down his request to room with the sheep.”

Whenever I heard about Noah’s Ark, I often wondered how much work it would have taken to keep the carnivores and the livestock separated. It would be mighty hard to keep the fox from the hens if they’re shared a table and lounge chairs on the lido deck.