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O Floating Tree

Cartoon of two fish staring at a tree. One say, "Every Christmas, it's the same thing. When will they make a Christmas tree that won't float?"

Cartoon of two fish staring at a tree. One say, “Every Christmas, it’s the same thing. When will they make a Christmas tree that won’t float?”

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Snakes in the Shower

Cartoon of a woman in a shower. a snake is behind her. The caption reads, "That was the last year Heather let Eric put any exotic pets on his Christmas wish list."
Cartoon of a woman in a shower. a snake is behind her. The caption reads, “That was the last year Heather let Eric put any exotic pets on his Christmas wish list.”

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Make That Car Green

Cartoon of a man an woman staring at a car. The man says, "I can't wash it now and destroy life! There's sprouts growing in the dirt."
Cartoon of a man an woman staring at a car. The man says, “I can’t wash it now and destroy life! There’s sprouts growing in the dirt.”

I dedicate this to my wife. We’ll be married twenty-three years as of tomorrow. Happy Anniversary, Honey. I’ll be sure to was the van.

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Teaching Goofy

Cartoon of a boy and a teacher. The student says, "You're goofy, Mr. Schmeltzer! I like that in a teacher."
Cartoon of a boy and a teacher. The student says, “You’re goofy, Mr. Schmeltzer! I like that in a teacher.”

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Like Christmas

Cartoon of a boy and girl. The girl is angry and says, "It's beginning look a lot like you'll ruin my Christmas!"

Cartoon of a boy and girl. The girl is angry and says, “It’s beginning look a lot like you’ll ruin my Christmas!”