Janitor says, “We don’t have bats in the belfry. But we may have squirrels in the attic.”
Maintenance issues abound at churches, especially the older ones. I never attended a church that had a belfry. But I wish I did so I could say at least once there were bats in the belfry. It seems squirrels in the attic would create an equally erratic outcome.
I drew this for the April 2017 Church of God CHOGNews.