Cartoon of a baby in a pumpkin costume and a boy. The boy says, “”Get used to it. They will continually find new ways to humiliate you.”
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Cartoon of a boy and an older man. The boy says, “I need a Halloween costume. Can I look through your closet?”
One of the nice things I like about the Goodwill Stores is it’s like going through someone else’s closet and finding the perfect costume for Halloween. An added benefit is I don’t alienate my neighbors.
Cartoon of a boy at a cash register. He is holding a costume. He asks, “Is this Halloween costume guaranteed to get me the most loot?”
As you prepare for Halloween, just remember, the costume makes the ghoul.
Cartoon of two boys and a baby with vampire teeth. One boy says, “Ever since he’s began teething, he’s been looking spooky.”
Teething babies are spooky, especially when you are a first time parent. You’re cuddly bundle of joy suddenly becomes a slobbery, angry, spooky vampire. I made it easy on my mom. I was so colicky, teething was actually an improvement in my personality. Bless you, Mom!
I drew this for Illustration Friday. This week’s word is “spooky.”
Cartoon of boy and a growling dog. The boy says, “You can act ferocious all you want, but you still weigh ten pounds.”
My family has a dog like this. It seems the smaller the dog, the larger the attitude.