Cartoon of two boys at an amusement park. They are sick from the rides. One says, “We’re too busy having fun to be happy.”
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How not to eat a donut
Cartoon of a boy with a whole donut in his mouth. Another boy says, “If you can’t chew it, I’ve won the bet!”
I’ve lost a few of those dares. Seriously, I have to get a bigger mouth.
Cartoon of frog to princess. The frog says, “Let’s be honest. I’m not a prince. But if you’ll kiss me, I’ll feel good about myself.”
I picture my wife thinking something along this line when we first dated. I’m glad she ended up kissing the frog. She’s still royalty and I’m a better quality frog for it.
“Might as well come clean! Sooner or later we’ll find out how much you could chuck if you could chuck wood!”
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How to gross out the girls
Cartoon of two girls staring at a muddy boy. One girl says, “If clothes make the man, then gross must make the boy!”
There is a mudathalon going on not too far from me. It would be a boy’s dream to compete in that. It makes me want to head out to a pig sty right now!