Cartoon of a man an woman staring at a car. The man says, “I can’t wash it now and destroy life! There’s sprouts growing in the dirt.”
I dedicate this to my wife. We’ll be married twenty-three years as of tomorrow. Happy Anniversary, Honey. I’ll be sure to was the van.
Cartoon of a boy and a teacher. The student says, “You’re goofy, Mr. Schmeltzer! I like that in a teacher.”
Cartoon of a boy and girl. The girl is angry and says, “It’s beginning look a lot like you’ll ruin my Christmas!”
Cartoon of two hotel doors. One reads, “Honeymoon Suite.” The other says, “Young Baby With Colicky Baby Suite.”
Cartoon of a boy and girl. The boy asks, “I can’t be naughty during Christmas? What about gross? Can I be that?”