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Caroling for Bonuses

Cartoon of a group of Christmas carolers. They’re singing, “€œDeck the Halls With fiscal Slowness, fa-la-la-la-la-a-a, La-la-la-la! Please give us our Year End Bonus…”

I originally drew this a dozen years ago during another economic slow-down. These things happen in cycles.

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Confession is good for the Loot

Cartoon of  a boy on Santa Claus’ lap. Boy says, “If I confess stuff, will I get more loot?”

Something about Santa and his throne has always made me uneasy. It felt more like a confession booth to me. I was sure he would penetrate the deep, dark places of my soul and find a reason not to give me that souped up Batmobile!

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Black Friday Anxiety

Cartoon of two women walking. One woman says, “Have you ever tried not to covet when you’re a the mall? It gave me an anxiety attack.”

It’s Black Friday in the United States. It’s the biggest shopping day of the year. I will once again, make a vow to stay away from the mess. My wife had me got out on Black Friday once. She saw an ad for a TV. The problem was the store opened at six in the morning and she told me this at ten. When I arrived at the store, it looked like the aftermath of war. A store clerk laughed at me when I asked they had any more of the TV sets. I’m never going out there on that day again!

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Thanksgiving Critic

Cartoon of a dog and cat. The cat says, “It will be a real Thanksgiving when they start serving tuna.”

Cats never looked like the kind of animal that would like a day of giving thanks. Perhaps they do all their thanking in their sleep.

Happy Thanksgiving!

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Thanksgiving Super Sized

Cartoon of a woman and a butcher. The butcher says, “The entire family is coming for Thanksgiving. One turkey won’t cut it. How much for ostrich?”